Smokey Beard Balm
Hefty beard with eardrum shattering volume? If your answer is yes, let us introduce you to the new Proper Grooming Company Smokey Beard Balm. Our clientele’s taste for smokey goodness has not gone unnoticed and now one can spread the tasty cloud all over your money maker from Monday till Saturday. We recommend taking Sunday off anyway. The balm’s hydrogenated coconut oil provides a stable foundation for everyone’s Abe Lincolns of all shapes and sizes. Bear in mind that this Beard Balm does not substitute for any other smokey products and can be used in combination with your smoke products of choice.
Apply by taking two palms and one beard. Spread evenly on hands before taking the product to your chin. Use broad strokes to ensure even spread all around one’s smile machine. Throw a Proper Grooming Company comb in the mix and take your carefully crafted chin mane for a spin in the city’s smokescape.